Age
- It's all In Your Mind
The
doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better.
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What
do you think about that?"
"I have an older friend, much like you,
who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was
in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of
his gun. When he got to the creek,
he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell
over dead. What do you think of that?"
